The Club Shop

Approved Garments

Tees, crewnecks and hoodies, printed to order and shipped from the USA. Every order goes through our Etsy shop.

The Ranges

Three ways to look the part

Division One

Nigel's Animals

Cats, dogs, horses, cows, elephants and one very slow snail, drawn in biro by Nigel, aged 62½. On tees, crewnecks and hoodies.

Division Two

Donald Says

Six words or fewer. Somehow still too many. The President's finest remarks, on tees, crewnecks and hoodies.

Division Three

Club Kit

Proudly Almost Athletic. For members who'd like everyone to know. Roughly.

Committee Note

These are very comfortable. What you do in them is your own business.

Get the kit on Etsy

Payment, postage and parcels are all handled by Etsy. Pick your size and you're done. That's the hardest workout we'll ever ask of you.