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Division One
Nigel's Animals
Cats, dogs, horses, cows, elephants and one very slow snail, drawn in biro by Nigel, aged 62½. On tees, crewnecks and hoodies.
Division Two
Donald Says
Six words or fewer. Somehow still too many. The President's finest remarks, on tees, crewnecks and hoodies.
Division Three
Club Kit
Proudly Almost Athletic. For members who'd like everyone to know. Roughly.
Committee Note
These are very comfortable. What you do in them is your own business.
Get the kit on Etsy
Payment, postage and parcels are all handled by Etsy. Pick your size and you're done. That's the hardest workout we'll ever ask of you.