The President has spoken. Repeatedly.

Following a vote nobody remembers holding, Donald has taken office. His remarks are now available on shirts. The Committee accepts no responsibility.

Club Notices

From the Committee

New designs, new members, and anything else the Committee can be bothered to announce.

Notice 01

Notice 02

Notice 03

Sir Montague Malarkey has addressed the club on video. He was asked to keep it short.

15% off Halloween with code SPOOKY15 until 2 November. Nigel will be late. Your shirt may be too.

Nigel has drawn a turkey. The turkey has seen the calendar. Eight new designs for the table, and a raccoon with no remorse.

From the Clubhouse

Straight from @almostathleticclub on Instagram. Updated automatically, which is more than can be said for the Committee.

Presidential Decree

All the gear. No idea.